There’s a difference between
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."-"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*screams* BLESS YOU ALL